Boring Poodle

Boring Poodle searched for a dildo that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

Boring Poodle found a condom that they would drop. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Poodle, who considered it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to opt for.

Boring Poodle desperately craved for a spade that they would hug. One might consider this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Poodle, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was chosen.

Boring Poodle desired a pint of cider that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

Boring Poodle desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would often insert somewhere. It was a fairly peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

Boring Poodle often carried a can of coke that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing to choose.