His Jolly Prince

His Jolly Prince craved for a bottle of coke that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

His Jolly Prince craved for a bat that they would occasionally break. It would be a curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

His Jolly Prince always carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

His Jolly Prince found a sack of potatoes that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes of all things.

His Jolly Prince carried a bag of poop that they liked to drop. This seems to be a fairly peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

His Jolly Prince always kept a stretchman that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who considered it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.