My Fat Prince

My Fat Prince always kept a bag of flour to sleep with. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

My Fat Prince always carried a spade that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems an original thing to do, to me, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a spade is the item to choose.

My Fat Prince desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

My Fat Prince searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine of all things.

My Fat Prince desperately searched for a hat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the item that was opted for.

My Fat Prince always carried a chocolate bar that they would smash. One might consider this to be a bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Prince, who considered it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.