Bewildered Prince

Bewildered Prince often carried a condom that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who assumed it would be simply life. A condom is the thing that was chosen.

Bewildered Prince always kept a computer that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a computer is the thing to select.

Bewildered Prince desperately craved for a hat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be an exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the item that was opted for.

Bewildered Prince carried a bag of poop to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who assumed it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

Bewildered Prince found a block of cheese to sleep with. One might consider this to be an unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

Bewildered Prince searched for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a somewhat surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who thought it would be epic. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.