Her Exceptional Princess

Her Exceptional Princess looked for a mug that they would sometimes share. This seems a fairly exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who assumed it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Princess looked for a tomato that they would break. It might have been a weird action, to me, but not to the Princess, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the chosen item.

Her Exceptional Princess desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would often break. It was a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

Her Exceptional Princess searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater having that done to it

Her Exceptional Princess desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes throw. This seems a weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be awesome. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

Her Exceptional Princess desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.