His Stupid Princess

His Stupid Princess desperately needed a mug that they would experiment on. It was a fairly bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was fun. A mug would be the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Princess had a mug that they would often share. It was considered to be a fairly original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a mug was the chosen item.

His Stupid Princess searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Princess desperately wanted a cheese grater that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might be a funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

His Stupid Princess wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

His Stupid Princess wanted a set square that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a set square of all things.