The Retarded Queen

The Retarded Queen desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally share. It is a curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Retarded Queen always had with them a CD player that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to many, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Queen searched for a Harry Potter wand to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

The Retarded Queen desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a different undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Queen needed a big sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be an odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Queen desired a bag of flour that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.