A Depressed Reindeer

A Depressed Reindeer always carried a set square that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a set square being the chosen thing.

A Depressed Reindeer wanted a sword that they would worship. It would have been a fairly original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sword was the chosen item.

A Depressed Reindeer often carried a condom that they would sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a condom being the chosen thing.

A Depressed Reindeer craved for a can of coke that they would throw. This seems a fairly surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke of all things.

A Depressed Reindeer desperately wanted a bottle of beer to insert somewhere. One might say this is a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. A bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

A Depressed Reindeer desired a cup that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was stunning. Remarkably, a cup would be the item that was chosen.