The Careful Reindeer

The Careful Reindeer desired a cheese grater that they would often play with. It is a fairly weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

The Careful Reindeer desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered a new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Careful Reindeer carried a stretchman that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was an exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. A stretchman was the item that was selected.

The Careful Reindeer desperately desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes annihilate This seems to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

The Careful Reindeer owned a can of coke that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was sublime. Honestly, a can of coke being the item selected.

The Careful Reindeer desperately searched for a stapler that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be an odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was chosen.