Round Robin

Round Robin had a tomato that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a curious operation, to you, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

Round Robin owned a can of Tango that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been an exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

Round Robin desired a teapot that they would experiment on. It would be a new activity, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. A teapot being the chosen thing.

Round Robin often carried a teapot that they would break. This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

Round Robin desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who thinks it was wonderous. A bottle of coke being the chosen item.

Round Robin looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Robin, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.