Her Bum Loving Robin

Her Bum Loving Robin craved for a mug that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Robin had a chocolate bar that they liked to eat. It would be an unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a chocolate bar having that done to it

Her Bum Loving Robin needed a teapot that they liked to worship. It might be a fairly new exercise, to most, but not to the Robin, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Robin desperately needed a computer that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been a fairly different activity, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who feels that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a computer would be the item that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Robin carried a rubber johnny that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who considered that this idea was fun. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Robin needed a bottle of beer to break. It would have been a funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Robin, who thinks it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.