A Jolly Robin

A Jolly Robin found a porno magazine that they sometimes play with. This seems an odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

A Jolly Robin craved for a bottle of coke to put up their bum. This might appear to be a new exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

A Jolly Robin always kept a melon that they sometimes break. It should have been a curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

A Jolly Robin carried a cheese grater that they would throw. It should be a new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

A Jolly Robin desperately needed a stretchman that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a weird operation, to many, but not to the Robin, who thought it was breathtaking. Strangely, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

A Jolly Robin always had with them a set square that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. A set square being the item selected.