Dodgy Robin

Dodgy Robin wanted a stapler that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Robin needed a pen that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a fairly funny thought, to you, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

Dodgy Robin always kept a rubber chicken that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who expected it was magnificent. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

Dodgy Robin owned a custard pie that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be an exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

Dodgy Robin had a bag of poop to embrace. It would have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Robin, who considered it would be sublime. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

Dodgy Robin desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Robin, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.