Their Stupid Santa

Their Stupid Santa carried a bat that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

Their Stupid Santa desperately craved for a CD player that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be an odd action, to some, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a CD player being the item opted for.

Their Stupid Santa carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

Their Stupid Santa desired a stapler that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to select.

Their Stupid Santa carried a rubber johnny that they would break. It might have been a fairly original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

Their Stupid Santa always carried a cup that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be amazing. A cup would be the item that was opted for.