The Lonely Santa

The Lonely Santa looked for a dildo that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the item that was selected.

The Lonely Santa wanted a melon that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Lonely Santa desperately searched for a little monkey that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be an unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

The Lonely Santa desperately looked for a stapler that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly different operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the thing opted for.

The Lonely Santa looked for a wig that they liked to throw. It was a somewhat surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Santa desperately searched for a set of lego that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.