The Exceptional Santa

The Exceptional Santa often carried a tomato that they would often embrace. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Santa always had with them a cup that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. A cup would be the item chosen.

The Exceptional Santa often carried a pencil sharpener that they would smash. It would be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Santa desperately needed a block of cheese that they sometimes break. It might have been a fairly funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Santa desperately wanted a set of lego that they would sometimes worship. It might be a new idea, to many, but not to the Santa, who feels it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Santa always kept a wig that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be breathtaking. A wig having that done to it