The Weary Santa

The Weary Santa owned a tomato to put on his head. This might appear to be a peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

The Weary Santa looked for a lava lamp to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly funny thought, to many, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. A lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

The Weary Santa desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be wonderful. Honestly, a chocolate bar having that done to it

The Weary Santa desperately craved for a cucumber that they liked to throw. It should have been a weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Santa, who feels it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to choose.

The Weary Santa always kept a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a different thought, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Weary Santa always carried a cucumber that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a cucumber is the item to choose.