Her Cheerful Santa

Her Cheerful Santa carried a bat that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bat was the item that was chosen.

Her Cheerful Santa owned a sword that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a sword is the item that was chosen.

Her Cheerful Santa often carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a fairly different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

Her Cheerful Santa often carried a CD player that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

Her Cheerful Santa desperately searched for a can of coke that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

Her Cheerful Santa desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would often embrace. It is considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.