A Famous Santa

A Famous Santa wanted a condom that they liked to eat. It might have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

A Famous Santa often carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was an astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

A Famous Santa needed a cucumber that they would try to balance on their head. It is a funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be entertaining. A cucumber is the item that was chosen.

A Famous Santa had a can of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A can of coke is the thing to opt for.

A Famous Santa often carried a crown that they would share. This could be considered an exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a crown being the chosen thing.

A Famous Santa desperately looked for a set square to cuddle. It might be a fairly curious operation, to me, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was selected.