A Retarded Santa

A Retarded Santa craved for a piece of paper to sleep with. This is certainly a curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded Santa desperately wanted a sponge that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was awesome. Honestly, a sponge is the item to opt for.

A Retarded Santa desperately craved for a helmet to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Santa always had with them a can of Tango that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Santa craved for a computer that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded Santa desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would often break. This seems a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.