A Ugly Santa

A Ugly Santa always kept a bottle of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly an exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thought it was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Santa needed a melon that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly an exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the item opted for.

A Ugly Santa searched for a bag of poop to annihilate This might appear to be an unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

A Ugly Santa needed a condom that they sometimes share. It would have been a fairly odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was breathtaking. Honestly, a condom was the chosen thing.

A Ugly Santa often carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Santa carried a sponge that they would often sleep with. It might have been a fairly curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a sponge was the item that was selected.