The Boring Santa

The Boring Santa desperately desired a block of cheese that they liked to break. It is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item to select.

The Boring Santa often carried a can of coke that they would occasionally play with. It was a fairly exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Boring Santa often carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Santa always had with them a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an exciting exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be out of this world. A can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

The Boring Santa desperately wanted a spade that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be an odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a spade was the item that was opted for.

The Boring Santa searched for a porno magazine to eat. It should have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.