The Cheerful Santa

The Cheerful Santa carried a spade that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Santa desperately needed a set of lego that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Santa desperately craved for a bag of poop to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be fun. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the item selected.

The Cheerful Santa desperately searched for a pint of beer to sleep with. It was a fairly curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Cheerful Santa searched for a rubber johnny to drop. This could be considered a strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

The Cheerful Santa desperately needed a tomato that they sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a tomato of all things.