My Weary Santa

My Weary Santa looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

My Weary Santa looked for a pint of cider that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is fun. Strangely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

My Weary Santa desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

My Weary Santa desperately searched for a can of coke that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly unusual activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

My Weary Santa desperately searched for a CD player that they would occasionally play with. It would be a fairly surprising action, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be entertaining. A CD player being the item selected.

My Weary Santa desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken having that done to it