A Lucky Scammer

A Lucky Scammer always kept a pint of beer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of beer having that done to it

A Lucky Scammer always kept a custard pie that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

A Lucky Scammer needed a rubber johnny to annihilate It might have been a bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

A Lucky Scammer wanted a dildo that they would sometimes annihilate This seems to be a different activity, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. A dildo being the thing opted for.

A Lucky Scammer desperately searched for a set of lego that they would occasionally hug. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the thing selected.

A Lucky Scammer carried a pint of cider that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a somewhat surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was wonderful. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.