A Boring Scammer

A Boring Scammer craved for a bag of flour that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a strange proposal, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

A Boring Scammer carried a pint of beer that they would often put on his head. This is certainly a fairly exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

A Boring Scammer often carried a custard pie to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

A Boring Scammer desired a ball that they would occasionally share. It should be an unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

A Boring Scammer desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would often put on his head. It might be an exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

A Boring Scammer desperately needed a block of cheese that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. A block of cheese was the item that was opted for.