His Boring Scammer

His Boring Scammer desperately craved for a dildo that they liked to hug. It should have been a fairly exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Scammer desired a cucumber that they would sometimes break. It would be a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was spectacular. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

His Boring Scammer desperately searched for a tomato that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a tomato of all things.

His Boring Scammer desperately searched for a set square that they liked to put on his head. This seems a fairly original action, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item that was selected.

His Boring Scammer always kept a stapler that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a fairly surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a stapler was the chosen thing.

His Boring Scammer searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing to select.