Horny Scammer

Horny Scammer had a pint of cider that they liked to share. This seems a peculiar idea, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was stunning. A pint of cider having that done to it

Horny Scammer found a big sponge to experiment on. This seems a fairly surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Horny Scammer often carried a computer that they liked to throw. It would be a strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the item opted for.

Horny Scammer desired a toilet brush that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

Horny Scammer craved for a vibrator that they would put up their bum. It should be a surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the chosen item.

Horny Scammer owned a mug that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was awesome. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item that was opted for.