A Talented Scammer

A Talented Scammer found a CD player that they sometimes demolish. It might have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a CD player was the item that was selected.

A Talented Scammer desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was magnificent. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

A Talented Scammer often carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally smash. It should be an extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

A Talented Scammer always carried a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a melon being the thing opted for.

A Talented Scammer desperately searched for a cup that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

A Talented Scammer desperately wanted a wig that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a wig would be the thing that was selected.