My Bewildered Scammer

My Bewildered Scammer always had with them a set square that they liked to share. It should have been a funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a set square is the item to select.

My Bewildered Scammer carried a bat that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Scammer had a ball that they sometimes hug. It should be a fairly surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be spectacular. Strangely, a ball being the thing opted for.

My Bewildered Scammer desperately searched for a vibrator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Scammer desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

My Bewildered Scammer always carried a can of Tango that they sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to select.