A Yellow Scammer

A Yellow Scammer desperately wanted a cheese grater that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

A Yellow Scammer always had with them a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

A Yellow Scammer desperately desired a stapler that they liked to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly original thing to do, to me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

A Yellow Scammer desperately searched for a little monkey that they would worship. This could be considered an exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

A Yellow Scammer desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a funny action, to you, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

A Yellow Scammer found a hat that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing to opt for.