The Big Scammer

The Big Scammer always carried a tomato that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Scammer owned a teapot that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. A teapot is the thing to choose.

The Big Scammer searched for a lava lamp to play with. It is considered to be a weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to select.

The Big Scammer desired a bottle of beer that they would often embrace. This might appear to be a fairly unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be awesome. A bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Big Scammer desperately looked for a chocolate bar to sleep with. It is considered to be an exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

The Big Scammer carried a pint of beer that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.