Fat Scammer

Fat Scammer often carried a teapot that they would share. It would have been a fairly exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the thing opted for.

Fat Scammer found a big sponge that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly surprising action, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was simply life. Strangely, a big sponge is the item to select.

Fat Scammer desired a chocolate bar that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an original activity, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

Fat Scammer desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was simply life. A sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

Fat Scammer searched for a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be an original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

Fat Scammer found a crown that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a crown is the thing that was chosen.