Crazy Servant

Crazy Servant desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to break. It was a peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who expected it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

Crazy Servant desperately looked for a mug that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been a peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a mug of all things.

Crazy Servant always kept a pint of cider that they would break. This is certainly a strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was miraculous. Strangely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

Crazy Servant desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was stunning. A rubber chicken being the item selected.

Crazy Servant wanted a bat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was amazing. A bat would be the item that was chosen.

Crazy Servant always kept a bottle of beer that they liked to play with. It was an original suggestion, to many, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.