My Bewildered Servant

My Bewildered Servant desperately looked for a tomato that they would often hug. One might find this to be an unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

My Bewildered Servant looked for a hat that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a hat was the chosen item.

My Bewildered Servant needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was out of this world. A bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

My Bewildered Servant looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who felt it was awesome. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

My Bewildered Servant found a can of coke that they would put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who thought it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Servant carried a condom that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly odd exercise, to most, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is amazing. A condom being the item selected.