Her Green Snake

Her Green Snake found a wig to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item chosen.

Her Green Snake wanted a cucumber that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

Her Green Snake craved for a pint of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who felt it would be amazing. Strangely, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

Her Green Snake desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

Her Green Snake needed a vibrator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea was amazing. A vibrator was the item that was chosen.

Her Green Snake carried a hat that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who expected it was stunning. Remarkably, a hat being the item opted for.