The Chinese Snake

The Chinese Snake desperately desired a piece of paper that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a weird activity, to many, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Chinese Snake desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Snake wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

The Chinese Snake desperately needed a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Chinese Snake often carried a vibrator that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who felt it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

The Chinese Snake desperately searched for a vibrator that they sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.