The Fat Sparrow

The Fat Sparrow found a ball that they sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly original thought, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a ball being the chosen thing.

The Fat Sparrow desperately craved for a CD player to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Sparrow often carried a pint of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Fat Sparrow wanted a piece of paper that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly curious proposal, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it was epic. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

The Fat Sparrow desperately needed a pencil sharpener to put down their trousers. This could be considered a different activity, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Fat Sparrow found a little monkey that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the chosen thing.