Their Tired Sparrow

Their Tired Sparrow always kept a bottle of wine to sit and look at. It might be a fairly odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Tired Sparrow carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a fairly peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

Their Tired Sparrow desired a cheese grater that they would often experiment on. It should have been a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

Their Tired Sparrow looked for a radiator that they would cuddle. This seems to be a fairly funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. A radiator is the item to choose.

Their Tired Sparrow carried a can of Tango to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

Their Tired Sparrow needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.