His Square Troll

His Square Troll craved for a helmet that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea is simply life. A helmet was the chosen item.

His Square Troll desired a vibrator that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to select.

His Square Troll always had with them a tomato that they would often break. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

His Square Troll looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be an exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. A pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

His Square Troll desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would often embrace. This is certainly an exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

His Square Troll needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes share. It was a fairly different proposal, to you, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.