A Horny Troll

A Horny Troll owned a tomato that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a tomato was the item that was selected.

A Horny Troll craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a cucumber having that done to it

A Horny Troll desperately wanted a set square that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thinks it was awesome. Honestly, a set square of all things.

A Horny Troll always carried a mug that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who assumed it would be stunning. Remarkably, a mug being the chosen item.

A Horny Troll desperately needed a piece of paper that they would try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

A Horny Troll craved for a teapot to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly weird action, to my children, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a teapot is the thing to choose.