The Angry Unicorn

The Angry Unicorn found a toilet brush that they would occasionally hug. It might be a fairly funny activity, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

The Angry Unicorn found a bottle of coke that they liked to smash. It is considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke of all things.

The Angry Unicorn looked for a big sponge to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

The Angry Unicorn desperately needed a melon that they would share. This could be considered a bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item to select.

The Angry Unicorn searched for a cup that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a cup of all things.

The Angry Unicorn owned a vibrator that they sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Honestly, a vibrator is the item to select.