His Fat Unicorn

His Fat Unicorn searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

His Fat Unicorn desperately craved for a CD player that they would experiment on. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the item opted for.

His Fat Unicorn found a rubber johnny that they would often share. It would be an original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a rubber johnny of all things.

His Fat Unicorn had a pint of cider that they would sometimes break. It is an odd exercise, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to select.

His Fat Unicorn always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes hug. It might be an extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

His Fat Unicorn desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.