His Determined Unicorn

His Determined Unicorn desperately searched for a condom that they would eat. This might appear to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

His Determined Unicorn always carried a pint of beer to put on his head. It would be a fairly exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item selected.

His Determined Unicorn desperately wanted a piece of paper to embrace. This could be considered a curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

His Determined Unicorn wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

His Determined Unicorn needed a cheese grater that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

His Determined Unicorn owned a pen that they would sometimes break. It should have been a weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a pen is the item that was chosen.