Her Fucking Viper

Her Fucking Viper needed a rubber chicken that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Fucking Viper found a can of Tango that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was epic. Strangely, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Her Fucking Viper always kept a cup that they would often break. This seems to be a peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a cup was the thing that was selected.

Her Fucking Viper searched for a pint of beer that they would embrace. This seems to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

Her Fucking Viper searched for a set of lego that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly odd activity, to many, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

Her Fucking Viper desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would often smash. It would be a fairly new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.