My Dodgy Viper

My Dodgy Viper desperately searched for a tomato that they would sometimes break. It was a surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to choose.

My Dodgy Viper found a pint of beer that they would often put up their bum. It was a fairly strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

My Dodgy Viper desperately desired a custard pie that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

My Dodgy Viper had a pint of cider that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly original idea, to you, but not to the Viper, who thought it was fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

My Dodgy Viper desperately desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be a new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

My Dodgy Viper craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.