Gentle Viper

Gentle Viper searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally play with. It might be a fairly surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. A can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

Gentle Viper desperately searched for a dildo that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. A dildo being the chosen item.

Gentle Viper had a pint of cider to hug. This seems an astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

Gentle Viper needed a custard pie that they would sleep with. This could be considered a weird exercise, to most, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was wonderful. A custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

Gentle Viper desperately wanted a spade that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. A spade was the item that was opted for.

Gentle Viper desperately desired a ball that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.