My Red Viper

My Red Viper had a melon to cuddle. It might have been a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was opted for.

My Red Viper desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

My Red Viper had a vibrator that they liked to experiment on. This seems a fairly weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. A vibrator would be the chosen thing.

My Red Viper searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly funny action, to you, but not to the Viper, who felt it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

My Red Viper desperately needed a pint of beer that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

My Red Viper looked for a teapot that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly strange operation, to some, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the chosen thing.