The Colourful Woodpecker

The Colourful Woodpecker desperately wanted a helmet that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a helmet being the thing opted for.

The Colourful Woodpecker always kept a tomato that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was fun. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing to choose.

The Colourful Woodpecker desired a stretchman that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly an unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

The Colourful Woodpecker desperately wanted a tomato that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be an original activity, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

The Colourful Woodpecker always kept a cheese grater that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

The Colourful Woodpecker found a vibrator that they would sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly original exercise, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be fun. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to select.