His Lovely Woodpecker

His Lovely Woodpecker looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it was epic. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

His Lovely Woodpecker desperately looked for a CD player that they liked to eat. It is an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, fun. A CD player of all things.

His Lovely Woodpecker desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be awesome. A sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

His Lovely Woodpecker desperately searched for a ball that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a ball is the item to opt for.

His Lovely Woodpecker owned a set square that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a set square was the item that was opted for.

His Lovely Woodpecker desired a painting of a melon to eat. It is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon having that done to it